Boys of the Past

I liked so many boys, I have lost count
Boys just kept on appearing, they are starting to mount
First, the boy who thought he was cool
But he turned out to be a stupid fool
Then there was the boy I fell in love with
Once I thought I needed him to live
He had brown eyes and loved me like no other
But he also hated my father, sister and mother
He turned ugly and he broke my heart
So we separated and fell apart
Then I liked a boy who loves to play
His guitar and just rock away
Followed by the boy who loves to give me a hug
He kept me warm and oh so snug
Then came the boy who called me ‘amigo’
He only liked me cause I gave him mentos
Then there was the boy who walked 15 miles
He was filled with lots of laughs and smiles
Then the boy who I sat next to in the most boring lesson
I never knew I liked him for any special reason
He just made me laugh and was genuinely funny
He was an over the top and very tall bunny
But none of them really worked out
Sometimes I wonder what it’s all about
I hope one day I find Mr Right
Who will let me dream well every night
When I find him, these boys will see
They are all losers cause they all lost me
They let go and moved on, they will never last
Because they are just the Boys of the Past!

Gay or Straight: Is this the End?

I am tired of running after boys
Always ending up to be just their play toys
I always try to be positive every day
But would you be happy, if ALL your exes were Gay?
I went out with Tim, an awesomeย guy
Why did he turn out to be gay, why?
It was going so good, why did it have to be me?
Why did his ‘girlfriend’ have to be Lee?
Then there was Jim, a bad but fun guy
But why me, me oh my!
Now, here I am again with another boy
I am so filled with happiness and joy
This new guy’s called Kim
He first told me ‘Wow, you’re slim.’
And believe it or not, He is NOT Gay.
This has been such a great day
Finally, I found the perfect boyfriend
I really hope this will be the happy end
He is not Gay, He is Straight!
We went to the movies for our first date
He kisses real good, and damn he is fine
I’m so glad I can call him all mine
But I did find out something… and it’s making me re-think
Because when we went to his house, all his walls were pink!

Gay or Straight (Part 2)

Ruth met Jim, a very good lad
He is tough and kinda bad
Ruth loves her Bad-Boy Jim
Even if he can sometimes be dim
Jim is the coolest boy in town
All these other guys looks like clowns
He loves football and Ruth
But maybe he should tell the truth
One night they went to a pub
A party and dancing, type of club
Jim invited along his best friend
But we all know this is not the end
Jim was so hot on the dance floor
He was also drunk and wanted more
So Bad-Boy Jim did his thing
He shouted out loud ‘I’m the Gay King!’
Ruth was devasted once again
Why can’t just be like Ken?
Ruth felt really down
Is there one straight boy in this town?

FIRED!|

You’re FIRED! You are not welcome anymore
Oh, stop being a baby and let the tears pour
You may think I care but I don’t at all
I knew this would happen, I knew you’d fall
Yes, it started with you being a star
These chaos and stupidity has gone too far
Before you were loved but look at you now
Pack your bags, Tidy your office, you are such a cow

Look. Here comes the boss. You are gonna get thrown out
Just stay silent, we all know what it’s all about
Wait a minute… why is he walking towards me?
The boss said: You’re FIRED! You total wannabee!
What?! This is not fair. Why am I getting fired?!
Because you are a bitch and we are getting tired
Tired of your ridiculous advice and constant bragging
Why did you always have to keep on f***ing nagging?!
You are not the Queen, we don’t need you to stay
You are so annoying and loud, now go away!
No! Don’t even beg. The boss made his decision and there is no doubt
Go on then… pack your bags, tidy your office and make sure you stay out!

Gay or Straight (Part 1)

Tim and Ruth kissing under a tree
A couple so sweet as can be
Holding hands with each other
Hiding away from her mother
Keeping her safe by his side
Honest and complete, totally nothing to hide
While she laid her head on his chest
She feel asleep and had a rest
Then came the trouble by the next tree
Tim found his ex and his best friend, Lee
They were eating each other’s face
And touching in ‘you don’t want to know’ place
The time has come, to tell the truth
He kissed her goodbye, ‘love ya, Ruth’
Ruth woke up and followed him
She is madly in love with Tim
Tim went over to see his friend
But this is not where it ends…

Tim shouted at Lee for dating a girl
This started causing a total whirl
Lee hugged Tim and said ‘I’m sorry’
Then they kissed, should we be worried?
Ruth was shocked, she ran away
She can’t believe Tim is gay
She and his ex, left at half eight
Walking down the path called Straight.

Magic Comes with A Price

Listen, my dearie, I’ll make a deal
Time to expose, no longer conceal
Come closer but don’t take my heart
Never cross the line or I’ll tear you apart
Here’s the contract, there’s the pen
You decide where and when
I do have a rule or maybe more
Nothing gets out of your bedroom door
Not a single rumour will be spread
If I hear one, it’s off with your head
Remember dear, this is just a fling
No need to go and buy me a ring
I’m just bored and feeling alone
Just keep driving and take me home
We can play all your seductive games
Make your bedroom turn into flames
You can explore, observe and consume
Make sure you dress nice, prepare your room
You can play king, I will be your slave
Get ready for me to misbehave
I’ll play ever role you want me to play
But you have to remember you still have to pay
Shower me with admiration and lust
You can throw in a bit of love if you must
In the morning, I will walk away
Maybe we can schedule for another day
I’ll see you soon or I’ll see you never
Just remember I own you forever
No going back, you can’t run and hide
I attached a chain to your side
Maybe behind your door, we can’t be seen
You play king but I’m always the Queen
To me, you are just another pet, just a toy
You’ll never be a man, just a little boy
So stand in the corner and make sure you are ready
If love is unstable then lust isn’t steady
You should have used your head, don’t be thick
You shouldn’t have put your heart on your dick
So, dearie, I’m afraid you are in my trap
By the way…. Next time try harder cause the sex was crap!

Pig for Slaughter

You didn’t get your way with one
Now, you are trying with the other
You want it to be your decision
You are turning into your father
Just like him, you want to be in control
Laying down rule after rule after rule
You didn’t make me go down your path
You cannot make me into a fool
One mistake and it’s like the world ended
You just turned your face away from me
It suddenly became silent, no more noise
I guess this is the feeling of reality
No matter how you try and say
It’s not all about you
You has your dreams and you lost it
But I will still pursue
I’ll take you out of my mind
I’ll wipe you from my brain
You may be winning now
But I will make it through the pain
I am strong, I will not fail
I am my own mind, I will prevail
All you made me feel is like a pig for slaughter
Sometimes I wonder when you’ll treat me like your daughter