You’re FIRED! You are not welcome anymore
Oh, stop being a baby and let the tears pour
You may think I care but I don’t at all
I knew this would happen, I knew you’d fall
Yes, it started with you being a star
These chaos and stupidity has gone too far
Before you were loved but look at you now
Pack your bags, Tidy your office, you are such a cow
Look. Here comes the boss. You are gonna get thrown out
Just stay silent, we all know what it’s all about
Wait a minute… why is he walking towards me?
The boss said: You’re FIRED! You total wannabee!
What?! This is not fair. Why am I getting fired?!
Because you are a bitch and we are getting tired
Tired of your ridiculous advice and constant bragging
Why did you always have to keep on f***ing nagging?!
You are not the Queen, we don’t need you to stay
You are so annoying and loud, now go away!
No! Don’t even beg. The boss made his decision and there is no doubt
Go on then… pack your bags, tidy your office and make sure you stay out!
I gave you my love and my body
I gave you laughs and our own parody
I gave you plenty of kisses and hugs
I gave you all my secrets on the rugs
I gave you hints that I want you
I had no doubt you want me too
I gave you everything so we can be together
I gave you my world and all you say is “Whatever”
I gave you passionate kisses and you say “It’s okay”
You talk so much of your best mate…Dude are you gay?
You talk so much about her and your past
You talk more about that bitch and I’ll be your last
You talk and talk and talk some more
But now it’s my turn, you’re a real bore
Let me list all the things you can’t have
Even if you want it so much, bruv!
You can’t have my perky breasts
Unless you grow some hair on your chest
You can’t have my kisses with tongue
Do you even know what you’ve become?
You can’t have the time that has passed
You certainly can’t have my beautiful ass
You can’t have the thing between my legs
No matter how you crawl, plead or even beg
I am through being lover’s fool
I’d rather date a dying mule
I’d rather stay single forever
Just face it, we can’t be together
Because I’m uptight and you’re just wrong
Grow some abs darling, you’ll never be strong
You think you were winning before
Well, not anymore, close the f***ing door
I don’t want to see your face
I don’t need your sweaty embrace
I don’t want your small dick
Get a life cause you are just a prick
Let me tell you I am amazing in bed
I can really mess with a boy’s head
So unless you can still grow your stick
Time is running out so be quick
Before I let you have me in your room
Before this “relationship” can resume
I have one rule in the plan
I only give my body to a man
So since you are not that, let’s say “Adios”
You are just the garbage boy, I want the BOSS!
Nothing beats the sound of your voice
Since you left, it’s all quiet, no noise
You left for good and never came back
You left and took all the things I now lack
So I might as well tell you how I feel
Time to wake up from my fantasy and get real
We had our time, from beginning to end
I’m glad you are no longer my friend
You just walk by and ignore me
Telling me to cheer up and think its funny
But really get serious, I really got hurt
Expecting me to sit here and get treated like dirt
Well, I say, enough is enough, Stop!
You are so over the top
I mean look at you?
You look like poo
Your hair turned brown then black
You look like a burnt flapjack
I call your name, can’t you hear?
Maybe you should clean your ears, dear!
As for your behaviour, you are going wild
You act like a really spoilt child
My sister’s friend is a bit of a pain
But at least, he’s got a bigger brain
One more thing, have you seen where apologies lurk?
Don’t care says you…the big headed, two-faced jerk
So I would like to say goodbye
See you when pigs fly!
Just go and play with your stupid gadgets and toys
Make sure you share with your mates, the other cocky boys
He has brown hair, He has blond
He acts like Indianna Jones, He’s no James Bond
He’s Irish, He’s part Greek
He’s a Pscyho, He’s a Geek
He wears black, He wears what he can find
He broke my heart, He’s out of his mind
He left me for another girl, He never actually liked me
He saw me and want me back, He thought I was free
He stood his ground, didn’t move, He did the exact same
He hates you and you hate him, but both of you are to blame
He broke me and my heart, He left me and tore me apart
You both acted like I was your long lost soulmate
Tough luck, boys, both of you are too late
I will just wait here for my number one guy
Leave you both hanging and wondering why
You had the perfect solution, you won’t be missed
Take a look at yourselves, Jerks, you pissed?
Run away and never come back
This has to be your final act
Just leave I can’t bear to look at you anymore
Get out of the bloody front door
Leave your keys and just back away
Go, Leave, Flee, Just please don’t stay
This is getting annoying, so leave
Us is over, just believe it, Steve!
Nothing can fix it, pack your bag
You’re such a retard, such a drag
Go back and live with your mother
She has a cat and it’s cat brother
I had enough, we are through
Bye, Ciao, Aurevoir, F*** You!!
Sorry for what? Oh right, YOU!
Still talking about the old, never the new
Fine, I’m sorry that you aren’t cute
Sorry you fell without a parachute
Sorry your nose is like a pig
Sorry you can’t do the Irish jig
Sorry I fell in love with you
Sorry, you like a piece of poo
Sorry that I was such a lady
That’ cause I am, you total crazy!
Sorry that I was such a fool
What was I thinking… you weren’t cool
I am sorry you left me to cry
Feel free to drop dead and die!
Sorry you are going out with her instead
Sorry she looks like a zombie from the dead
Finally, sorry I left you all alone
Now, will you please fuck off home?!
You think you are all that
But you have no volume, too flat
When you walk, the boys stare up the street
You continue to walk on with your two left feet
Wearing high heels and a short skirt
Thinking you’re sexy when you are only dirt
You batter your eyelashes for guys
You’re so ugly, they go cross-eyes
You wear too much make-up, you clown
Making all the boys, fall and frown
They want a girl who can laugh
Be gone, darling! They had enough
They want a girl who knows it best
A girl who can work the mattress
So leave, Go! I hate to bust your bubble
Make way for me, bitch. My name is Trouble!